Confessions of a Wannabe Househusband

All hail WD-40, the Miracle Wonder Substance! Not only does it stop those hinges from squeaking and help free up rusted-on nuts and bolts, but I just discovered that WD-40 handily removes crayon marks from furniture. Cool! I also love the smell of the stuff, although it's probably terribly carcinogenic. I wonder what else it can clean around here? I've heard of some guys who use it to glean their barbeque grills, and some swear it makes the food taste better, although I'm not going that far.

After thinking about it for a long time, I decided that my ideal career is that of Househusband. Cleaning, laundry, cooking... all things that give me a certain satisfaction, and staying home and working in the house certainly beats getting up at the crack of dawn and battling the commute on the hell that is southbound 101.